Install theme
15 hours ago · 386,852 notes · reblog

childservices:

"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"

15 hours ago · 186,742 notes · reblog

bombing:

just saw a post accusing Obama of working for the government

19 hours ago · 225,646 notes · reblog

enemaroberts:

iminhisbackpack:

iamthekingofsassgard:

Do you ever just look at someone and think
“I’m glad your parents had sex”

image

nevver:

Fortune cookie
19 hours ago · 619,818 notes · reblog

devilfruits:

Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.

myhartbig:

Omg.
19 hours ago · 278,712 notes · reblog

damianmcgintleman:

"you’re too young to determine your sexuality" said no one to the heterosexual teenager

19 hours ago · 159,173 notes · reblog

baracknobama:

they dont even sell garages at garage sales

mikalhvi:

full-onrainstorm:

WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING

"Did you mean: Congratulations TRAITOR!" that’s fucking priceless.
22 hours ago · 40,778 notes · reblog

surprisebitch:

*calls 911*

911: hello, 911, what is your emergency?

me: help!! i lost my virginity!!

911: um im sorry.. but.. i dont think..

me: no, i lost my pet, “virginity” its name is virginity !

911: ohhh! xD

me: xD